Black and White Novelty Rude Gift Do Not Disturb Door Sign

Q: What is it?

A: It's a rude door hanger.

Q: How big is it?

A: It's about 74 mm across by 143 mm high by 3 mm thick.

Q: Why do I need one?

A: To let other people know you don't want to be disturbed - in a fun way.

Q: Should I buy one for my Gran?

A: No.

Q: Will it fit my door?

A: The sign will fit most doors, if it doesn't fit then just send it back.

Q: Why do you make these?

A: Because we are fans of juvenile and puerile humour.

Q: What's it made from?

A: A kind of hard-wearing toughened laminate, black on the front and white on the back. The design is engraved so it will last for decades.